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[MikeV]

At our weekly Bible study, the leader asked an elderly gentleman, Walt, to open the meeting with prayer.
Walt did so in a soft voice. Another man, straining to hear, shouted, “I can’t hear you!” Walt replied,
“I wasn’t talking to you.” —Richard Steussy

[MikeV]

After pulling three double shifts in a row, my brother Billy, a hotel clerk, was worn out.
On one of his few breaks, he went to the hotel restaurant to grab a bite. When his food came, Billy, his mind in a fog,
bowed his head for the blessing and whispered these words to God: “Good evening, Holiday Inn, how can I help you?”
—Bob Cook

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Six-year-old Ned's mother was looking through an old family Bible when an oak leaf fell out.
Ned said, "I guess that must be Adam's shorts."

[MikeV]

At the Christmas Eve service at my church, the pastor, quizzing some children about the nativity,
asked, “What gifts did the three wise men give the Christ child?” “Gold!” one child yelled.“Frankincense!”
shouted another. After a pause, a third asked, “Gift cards?”

[MikeV]

In the foyer of a church, a young boy was looking at a plaque with the names of men and women who
had died in various wars. He asked the pastor, "Who are these people?" The pastor said,
"Those are members from our church who died in the service." The boy asked,
"The early service or the second service?"

[MikeV]

A trooper pulls over a priest and immediately smells alcohol on his breath.
The next thing he notices is an empty wine bottle lying on the passenger seat.
“Have you been drinking?” the officer asks. “Just water,” says the priest.
“Then why do I smell wine?” The priest looks at the bottle and shouts, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”